lash-up job

A task absolved without education, preparation, or design.

- Let's lash those two ladders together, that would be a bridge!
- That's not a bridge, that's just a lash-up job.

by Waldt September 30, 2022

4 fingers up

4 fingers up shows that your madly obsessed with me

did u see them putting 4 fingers up

by weird ghost April 9, 2022

up three’s

the same as upto - meaning what are you doing.
could be used rhetorically or as a literal way of asking someone what they are doing

*someone does something stupid*
person 1: bro, up three’s?

person 2 (stupid one): i don’t even know bro
—
person 1: up theee’s?
person 2: i’m just walking my fish hbu

by flashbackmary September 13, 2021

pinkie finger up

Having your pinkie finger up in photos means:
-your an absolute stud.
-your an absolute pussy magnet.
-you have a life.

"Elis and Whitty are putting their pinkie finger up in this picture, they must be pussy magnets"

by e-man and w-man June 7, 2022

Mopping it up

When you SMASH the white ball into your colour ball in a game of pool with no aim, accuracy or clue where the white ball or coloured balls are going to end up and you either snooker the other player or pot your ball

OMG you should of seen mop mopping it up on the pool table last night.

by MrSmallPants October 5, 2016

straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits

i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits

by Mlum April 15, 2024

Tits up theatrics

"Tits up theatrics" - A technique of photography limited to the top half of the breasts and face designed to distract from a weight problem.

"Did you check my girls friend on Facebook? She's says you cute, you in?" ...."I did man, I'm going to pass, just a whole lot of tits up theatrics"

by Madness as a boy May 31, 2017