Leg someone up

Midland UK term to trip someone up by sticking your foot out.

Watch where you're sticking you're feet out or you'll leg me up.
If you sprawl around the tain aisle you'll probably leg someone up.

by Seabright February 26, 2023

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019

I messed up

How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt

Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up

by Ricesalmoella March 9, 2024

Samurai Up

Take on challenges without hesitation or fear of failure. Put forth superior effort where necessary to achieve more than you thought previously possible. Be a bad-ass, take no prisoners, and crush it all day

I was told it wasn't possible but the only thing buzzing through my heads were two simple words...samurai up.

by Curdlerz December 6, 2016

ups

It stands for “and i oop”. commonly used by dicaprihoes.

“Romeo Montague poisoned himself for Juliet, even though Juliet was napping, ups.”

by dicpariohoeeee March 18, 2021

Toking up

Verb
The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco, (although usually refers to marijuana) to get high.

Kit: hey, man, come over to Zoe's house tonight, we're gonna be toking up!
Donovan: awesome, I'll be there.

by lanarobot November 29, 2016

4 fingers up

holding 4 fingers up in a video is a secret way of saying you are homosexual/gay

*holds four fingers up*

It’s ok I don’t support you

4 fingers up

by cheesnugget May 1, 2022