national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

fucking idiot

you! If I've ever seen a fucking idiot, it's you. You're welcome!

"did you hear about stacy?"
"oh yeah she's a fucking idiot."

by slayqueenpussyboss May 2, 2022

fuck

to be happy

i just got fucked

by hugepenisQ1 March 21, 2022

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024

e-fucking

When someone is so in love with you, that they disregard all opinions and decide to focus on only you and your sexual interests.
Fuck you Emily

I wanna tell Alyssa that she's wasting her time with her boyfriend, but she's to busy E-fucking him

by Ethan fucking roloviski April 18, 2019

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

50 shades of fucked up

When a person is extremely intoxicated on every possible thing in their reach.

Daniel was 50 shades of fucked up at the party lastnight.

by aviloigtrwhi October 18, 2022