National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

international molly and david day

a day where molly and david’s join together in celebration of their love and happiness

“oh yeah it’s international Molly and David day so I’m meeting up with my bf today to celebrate!”

by mpypop July 26, 2022

National Maguire day

A day created to celebrate Tobey Maguires legacy as spiderman

May 3rd

Me-Did you look at the date today

Mr.Tunawombocombo- No

Me- it's national Maguire day

by Canibinoid420 November 2, 2021

Kiss your bf day

On the 13 of October all girls have to kiss their boyfriend

Hey its the 13 October which is kiss your bf day Olivia go kiss jacob

by tommywestbrook💭 October 10, 2020

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 20, 2019

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024