Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011

north korea dick

Similar to "Whiskey Dick", failure to launch, can't get it up, cannot activate boner. North Korea dick is the inability to get an erection at the worst time, missile launch unsuccessful.

I was tryin to fuck last night but I got North Korea dick.

by OttselRevolver April 20, 2017

Dick

A long or short part of a male body wyatts tend to have small dicks

Boy1:look I have a dick

Wyatt:do I even have one 🤏🍆

by @bitch_🤏 January 2, 2020

Dick ride day

Dick ride day is on August 4th

Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up

by Dshsus August 3, 2021

Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.

Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”

by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025

Dick Brain

When your dick is so hard, you see the veins bulging out of the head.

Damn bro she so hot, I know man she’s giving me a serious case of dick Brain.

by Dick_Brain_Pain_23 November 15, 2019

chest dick

the imaginary and invisible dick that is stroked through the act of tugging on a fellow bros t shirt as a result of a shit-ton of alcohol consumption.

sorry bro i was getting so amped i started stroking the chest dick.

by Danultron November 10, 2010