Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.
The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).
by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020
Get the Conspiracy Pornmug. by CCRider345 January 24, 2011
Get the Compu-pornmug. dick clit porn usually filmed in a Mexican prison while white mfs are getting jumped in the background because they sold crystal meth and other illegal drugs.
by crusty scrotum February 10, 2021
Get the faggot pornmug. Any media involving guns, racism, violence, death, patriotism, and the colors red, white, and blue. Usually manifests on the Facebook pages of currently serving and ex-military folks, but can also go as far as published novels or blockbuster movies.
bro1''Have you watched 'Lone Survivor' yet?''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''
by Dorthea Mortilla October 15, 2014
Get the Veteran Pornmug. Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.
by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022
Get the Hamster Pornmug. A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut
John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
by PornHaircut February 10, 2014
Get the Porn Haircutmug. Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019
Get the porn squaredmug.