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Conspiracy Porn

Noun: Media that feeds a fetish for conspiracy theories; masturbatory video, text, and image content designed to feed conspiracy theorists' addictions to information, fake or real, that confirms their beliefs in one or more, grand or small, conspiracies.
The #EpsteinDidntKillHimself meme was designed by the Illuminati as conspiracy porn to distract people from the fact that Jeffrey Epstein was a character played by an actor who now lives in Israel. The real conspiracy is uncovered on my password restricted podcast, in which I'll let you in on a little known secret that cures cancer, increases IQ, and enlarges the libido (only $59.99/month).
by Dritzfella81 January 11, 2020
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Compu-porn

Pornography involving a computer, or any technological products, including microwaves.
Keep your compu-porn off the chat, go make a web series abbout it, or something.
by CCRider345 January 24, 2011
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faggot porn

dick clit porn usually filmed in a Mexican prison while white mfs are getting jumped in the background because they sold crystal meth and other illegal drugs.
What’s your favorite type of porn?
I love faggot porn.
Same, lowkey hot as hell.
by crusty scrotum February 10, 2021
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Veteran Porn

Any media involving guns, racism, violence, death, patriotism, and the colors red, white, and blue. Usually manifests on the Facebook pages of currently serving and ex-military folks, but can also go as far as published novels or blockbuster movies.
bro1''Have you watched 'Lone Survivor' yet?''
bro2''Nah, I'm not really into veteran porn, I prefer Asians''
by Dorthea Mortilla October 15, 2014
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Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.
Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝
by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022
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Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
by PornHaircut February 10, 2014
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porn squared

Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019
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