The nut cycle

The cycle of increasing power in the Nut hierarchy. There are 4 main layers, those being Nutman, Nut Lord, Nut Master, and the almighty Nut God. To become Nutman, one must complete one No Nut November successfully, which only grants the title of Nutman. Nut lord requires a 3 years of victorious Novembers, which allows for the spell "Fat Nut", which triples the amount of nut you produce (one day cooldown). Nut Master requires 5 consecutive Novembers, however it allows for the choice of twin-spelling your nut, or Nut-eye, which brings your aim to a molecular level. Nut God is unexplored so far, as none have attempted to achieve it (until now). One must win 20 Novembers in a row, and they become a waterbender of nut, as well as an undiscovered power. There also exists the trial of Blue, which can bring a lowly Nutman up to Nut-Godhood, which entails giving yourself blue balls every day of November.

Leroy: Have you heard that Timothy is attempting the jump across the nut cycle?
Horton: No way! I'd he doing the trial of Blue?
Leroy: yep, soon we'll all discover the prizes of the rank of Nut God!

by Timothy, Nut-Lord November 20, 2019

Nut coat

where the entire torso of a person is covered in cum resembling a coat.

want to come back to my place and get a nut coat?

by B_BooBerry May 18, 2020

beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed

I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it

by furrinesses July 7, 2022

nuts in face

when the nuts of a man dunking, are placed in the face of another man whom is getting dunked on. may result in blindness or a group of people yelling "ohhhhh"

John totally got nuts in face when Malik dunked on him

by sheepy014 March 22, 2009

Nut and Rally

When one who cums and keeps thrusting vigorously after with a chode

Me: hey Kurd did you nut and rally last night?
Kurd: Always.

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

Phantom nut

When either fucking a chick raw or protected after consuming alcohol, you have the sensation and belief that you busted nut but your not sure. All side effects of busting a load applies ( increase in sensitivity and decrease in the erection.)

Mike fucked his old fuckbuddy after a night of drinking, he then takes the condom off mid session due to lack of sensitivity. Recieved head, then proceeded to raw dog Janet until he had a Phantom Nut to where he kept fucking with the uncertainty of cumming just to eventually lose the erection with a huge increase in sensitivity.

by Rowdorr August 15, 2016

Nutting squad

A travelling circle-jerk

The IRA's nutting squad left a gruesome mess after its last sortie.

by M^sea!J6^a6V April 11, 2023