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Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.
I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...
by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017
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dutch burrito

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.
by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015
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Dutch Striker

Jizz Hornkamp, of Willheim II, scored 4 times against Den Hague and celebrated with a Dutch striker!
by Johnnie Bee August 3, 2022
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Dutch Inhale

The French give 2 kisses, the Dutch 3 so you inhale 3 times. Do three French inhales without exhaling, inhale like a mother fucker then breathe out slowly.

Or when it's windy:
Taking a toke from a J, then inhale some air, then toke again and repeat this 3 times.
Woah, Abel just did a full on Dutch inhale. He's going to be as stoned as a rock, as baked as a pie and as high as the ISS.
by BazenAbel March 28, 2017
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Dutch Hug

A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).
"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."
by z3lcnq March 22, 2025
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dutch rudner

when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.
there is nun i just dont like dutch rudner jews, Noah trembley
by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019
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Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart
by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023
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