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Fat Joe

Slang For an erection.
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fat tony

a really really really ridiculously large line of cocaine
hey boys lets do a fat tony

if i do this fat tony my head wont be right for a month
by Fat tony II April 1, 2008
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You're fat

A phrase jealous fat people or slutty skinny people say to normal people.

Often used by air-heads who think they're perfect
Miley Cyrus: "Dude, omg, you're fat!"

Normal Person: "I wouldn't be talking"
by 112358132135 November 3, 2010
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fat white

Refers to the overweight barrow house member. Who eats a lot..
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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fat on the couch

Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.
My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.
by Tank178 November 7, 2005
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Gap-Fatting

The term used to describe the action of fitting a large object through a small gap, assumping the past tense of the word 'fit' is 'fat'. It's just funnier, alright?
Caitlin: You're never going to fit your car through that gap...
Me: Watch me.
Caitlin: That was some freaking awesome gap-fatting.
by WatchMe September 24, 2007
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get fat

Slang term for 'getting rich' or 'making one's fortune'.

Originated from the highly popular animal crossing game. To 'get fat' means to pay off the mortgage and buy out Tom Nook's entire store.

Also connected to notions of the fat, overfed bourgeoise. As in Oliver! with their 'Three banquets a day!'. To be able to get fat is to be able to afford to overeat. To 'eat good'.
The Queen: 'Let's play animal crossing. I want to pay off the mortgage and buy all the extensions.'
Meghan Markle: 'Yeah. Let's get fat!'
by cujotutu March 18, 2021
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