Keagans Dick

Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.

Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *

by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016

Dick Smacker

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

by ROBICON April 29, 2010

Dick Gurney

Men's thong-like bathing suit that shouldn't be worn by anyone with the slightest sense of morals or dignity. AKA speedo, banana hammock

I can't believe that Rich is wearing a dick gurney under his uniform...

by EggBeaterNEater September 18, 2015

Dan Dick

Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick

1 dan dick equals 11 inches

Cut me a board 3.25 dan dicks long

by The m kk January 17, 2018

Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

ripple dick

My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.

I was in the water to long I have ripple dick

by Joestone32 April 26, 2017

dick welfare

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018