cock funneler

Cock fun·nel·er ('kak fe-nel-ler')noun - Similar to a cock blocker. One who habitually tries to disrupt relations between other indidivduals in order to further their own game with one of those involved. Generally refers to females but this is not a requirement.

-Molly was really being a cock blocker last night, she fucked my game up with four girls!
-Yeah dude, same here! She just wants all the dick for herself.
-What a cock funneler...

by Nasty-Nate March 16, 2008

Cock Justice

When initially you and a girl hate each other but somewhere along the line you have sex with her. You fuck her extra hard as revenge for her being a bitch to you. That's cock justice.

My coworker Julie is a fucking rude bitch. I hate the tramp. She hates me too. Two months later I noticed that there is a weird sexual tension between Julie and I. We hate each other but I know she wants to have sex with me.Last Friday I had to work late with her and I fucked her brains out on my desk. I fucked her extra hard because I still hate her. Cock justice.

by Cock Justice November 2, 2008

ghost cock

The elusive feeling of a cock being brushed against ones face and then fading away just as quickly.

George: You look confused. Sup?

Nelly: I think I just got ghost cocked!

Max zips up pants. "Huh?"

by Ghost Cocker August 5, 2007

whack the 'cock

To play badminton; to hit the shuttlecock ('cock) around.

Pete: "Yo dogg, want to go out and whack the 'cock around for awhile?"
Ken: "No thanks. I'm just going to hang out here and masturbate."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

cock whore

Once a woman has sampled the Wang once in a few instances she can become a cock whore, meaning that she will go fourth and touch, feel, and taste as much cock as she humanly can. In a few rare documented cases she will turn into a cock monster. If curious please look up that definition for further info.

Ashely is quite the little cock whore, and is well on the path to becomeing a cock monster.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

cock struck

Individual who is totally controlled by the person to whom said cock is attached.

My girl is so cock struck that she always picks up the check.

by Orygynl March 7, 2008