National Dick day

December 12th of every year is National Dick Day go grab dick

Is it national dick day because he grabbed my dick

by IAmJesusHoe December 11, 2019

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National Rape Day

It should be a thing. Not a day where you are allowed to rape innocent people, but a day where VICTIMS raise awareness about rape.

And if you think rape is fine, go die in fucking hell please. AND TEACH YOUR SONS THAT S/A IS NOT RIGHT..WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ''NO'' ITS NO.

Boy one: YAY ITS NATIONAL RAPE DAY! Lets go rape some innocent girls to traumatize them. *walks up to a girl trying to grab them*
Girl one:*sprays pepper spray in his eyes and cuts off his penis and balls and shoves them down his throat*

by I am anonymous bro January 14, 2022

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National Slave Day

National Slave Day is the day when you all the slaves that you own gets to meet their family and gets to try clean water.

This day occurs on the 6th of June

“Hey today all my niggas are gonna be free today for National Slave Day

by Aki2Splashy May 31, 2019

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National Geographic Moment

When someone takes an unusually looooooooong amount of time trying to take a picture of nature in attemps to take a National Geographic-worthy image.

Mother: WHAT are you doing? You've been standing there with your camera for like 20 minutes!

Father: I'm trying to take a good picture of this really neat-looking spider. But I'm having a bit of trouble capturing the dew drops on the web with this camera. I wish I had a better lens.

Kid: UGH! Not another National Geographic Moment!

by Ranger Debbie June 28, 2010

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