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A fact.

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by Gotta let go October 10, 2020

Suck My Yellow

1.
informal
To suck ones yellow.

Used majority of the time in a negative light in a similar way to "Suck my Dick".

For reference, "yellow" has nothing to do with a man's penis.

Some would describe it as a gender neutral equivalent to Suck my Dick but I personally would argue otherwise since it has nothing to do with any reproductive organs.

Anon: "hey man, I disagree with you on a subject matter"
Tob: "oh, that's okay"
Anon: "just kidding, haha"
Tob: "fuck you, suck my yellow"
Anon: "please Tobias, stop this"

by HeHasHair November 18, 2017

Sleep-sucking Dick

When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.

Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that

by BigBoiSmasher July 17, 2021

seven layer suck

when your significant other sucks seven layer dip off of your toes

yo he gave me the seven layer suck last night

by seven layer suck lover June 5, 2021

suck me cock

suck my cock in indonesian accent

hey boii hows it goin

somebody suck me cock today my boii

by itsjapoii December 22, 2017

Dick Sucking Throat

Soreness located in the back of the throat - sometimes extending as far as from the soft pallet to the upper esophagus - directly related to the act of male felatio. Occasionally referred to as DST.

A: Does Ruby have strep?
B: Nah, she just has a bad case of dick sucking throat.

by ABandRW October 14, 2011

suck my fart

it's sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it's pretty straightforward.... "Suck my fart" is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. It could probably be incorporated in fetishistic sexplay, if that's your thing. Barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it's understood that no one would like to suck anyone else's fart. It's thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. Originally, it's been utilized as a play on the old adage " eat my dust", or the take offered by the famous "Flo" on the hit TV series "Alice": "Kiss my grits".

version one: "i hate you, so suck my fart"

version two "I love you, would you like to suck my fart?"

version three* "doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my ass, . my anus burns... it BURNS, doc! Christ it BURRRRRRRRRRNS!!!!"

*this is a rare usage, but still holds true.

by the blotch August 7, 2011