Cake Face

When someone walks around with makeup that looks like they slammed cake on their face.

That thot has a cake face like i don't we even know.

by ._XKittyBooX_. December 1, 2015

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

Poker face

A song released by Lady Gaga in September 2008. It is also sung by Eric Cartman.

Guy 1: Yo, I was watching south park and poker face came on!

Guy 2: You mean poker face, the song by lady gaga?

Guy 1: yeah dude, Eric cartman sung it

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

Blubber Face

Someone with a face that has excessive chins and/or fat

Jimmy was so fat he had a blubber face

by FunnyLlamaDonkey April 17, 2015

pigano face

A person that looks like a pig. This person has a pig face and a pig nose.

Man check out that girl over there. She looks like miss piggy. She has a pigano face.

by jimmybomm May 21, 2020

Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.

I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.

by Avizzlery September 11, 2009