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gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance
Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser
by Hooter180 February 8, 2017
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Free hour in the ball pit

A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!

Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?
by HintHint July 13, 2014
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Make Singapore Free Again

The slogan the Opposition in Singapore fearfully want to use so that citizens and residents can criticize the authorities, or could stage public protests, without the risk of being arrested or sued.
The “fear factor” among Singaporeans to speak up and to speak out has numbed them and made them politically indifferent—with lawsuits against political critics on the rise in recent years, the Opposition’s promise to make Singapore free again is just a dream for now.
by MathPlus December 14, 2018
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Free Fucking Foot Dragger

A ghetto hoe who wears shoes that are too small for her feet and once worn long enough, her feet become black on the bottom and she also fucks for free.
Tell your boyfriend to stop calling me like I'm one of those free fucking foot draggers that he talks to!
by Myassshurttz29 May 8, 2010
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Land of Free T-Shirts

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Free All My Hots

To release my brothers or sisters from jail.

Hots as in shooters, drug dealers and just straight criminals that has heat from the police.

Mainly used in New York I.E. Bobby Shmurda from GS9 Crips
Free all my hots ahh ahh ahh
by Chapo_ss October 11, 2016
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free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.
Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...
by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019
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