by pill_poppin_monkey May 16, 2025
The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017
When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 04, 2020
by Kellz72 November 05, 2023
an Alabama Sweetheart is when your Girlfriend has Sex with your Dad and give Birth to a Daugther and you Fuck the Daughter
by NigwardTheHoodNigga May 28, 2019
by Cucc1Mane March 26, 2021
The act of boofing a shot of methamphetamines, then diarrhea shitting it back into a spoon. Have your friend then heat it til quick boil, drop in a cotton filter, draw it up and bang that bad boy til they are enjoying that amazing uforic rush
by Sam-I-am-nasty August 21, 2022