Prison Time

When you are a senior and get a freshman pregnant.

I had prison time.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

by ely123456 April 25, 2011

time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

Dexi-Time

Literally working when the fuck you want, regardless of Company working hour regulations

Connor: "Hey has anyone seen Declan today?"
Ed: "Nah, he works when he wants, he's on Dexi-time, sipping a Corona & Lime"

by massive G July 13, 2015

time to bail

Simply means "I'm getting the hell outta here, I'm not hanging around."

"Uhh oh, the boss is on his way and he is pissed with you."
"Uhh, time to bail. Am gone."

by Adam-D September 7, 2016

Flaw in time

A flaw in time is when a set of bad things happen in a maximum time of 2 months. A flaw in time can cause depression or even suicide.

"I'm sorry i have been acting so much differently. I'm just depressed. I'm just recovering from a thing. A flaw in time"

by A flaw in time August 15, 2009