Being a Walzzy 

Not seeing a clear lesion mine

Stop fucking being a Walzzy

Being a Walzzy by inewiwasntracist123456789 April 20, 2020

Wazzle Wand 

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

Wazzle Wand by IsaacHunt May 3, 2014

Wazzu 

Anus. A term used mainly in the northeastern US and more specifically New York. Usually only used when "up the" is also used in the sentence.

Paco really got it up the wazzu, not only did she dump his ass, but then she fucked his best friend, Jason.

Wazzu by frank p January 5, 2006

Wazzing 

DEFINITION:for someone or something to be put in a Crazy connotation or for it be outrageously annoying or False

Ex:”you wazzing if you think I’m doing all them dishes ma” /

“Yo wazzing rn cause I ain’t even say that to her “

Wazzing by Reon2.0_ on instagram November 11, 2019

fizzy wizzy 

a loud fart only heard by angry tree gnomes.

my fizzy wizzy caused angry tree gnomes to nuke my home

fizzy wizzy by Davey Croquet December 22, 2008

wizzy 

A method of smoking marijuana that requires a second user. The person administering the wizzy will put a marijuana cigarette in their mouth with the lit end carefully held inside the mouth. The receiver of the wizzy then uses a small flat surface such as a cigarette box or a credit card and places it just below the nostrils on the upper lip. The person with the marijuana in their mouth will then blow the smoke in front of the receivers nose. The small flat surface is used to keep the smoke in front of the nose while the recipient breathes in through the nose. This method results in a head rush.

This technique is closely connected to the "shotgun".

Person1: You wanna wizzy?

Person2: Alright lets do it

Person1:*Blow*
Person2:*Snort* Holy shit I'm fucked up from the head rush

wizzy by Tommy-toke-a-few April 24, 2009

wazz 

slang term for methamphetamine

That is some killa wazz. Lets get wazzed out. Anybody got any wazz?

wazz by Diggitty March 4, 2011