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Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
Slootch by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011
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Sloth Slap 

To slowly drag 3 fingers across another persons face. "SLOTH SLAP!!" must be yelled prior to doing this act. The slapper must look the slappe directly in the eyes while doing this. Thus, creating an awkward moment.
Bitch don't make me Sloth Slap the hell out you!

He got sloth slapped the hell out!!
Sloth Slap by LTG291 January 10, 2013
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sloth gang 

a gang who never, ever gets anything done.
It was such a sloth gang!! They couldn't do anything.
sloth gang by lolalicous October 13, 2014

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..
They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth
sloth king by sloth person November 15, 2016

sloth puppy 

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing
damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy
sloth puppy by ash.1219 August 15, 2017

Scotched 

When a football player skills someone up by getting past them in a fancy style such as a nutmeg, it is known as getting scotched.
Pat just scotched you so so hard

Ahhh Brendan just got scotched
Scotched by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

Toad Sloth 

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.
Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?
Toad Sloth by frognation February 3, 2010