pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014

run pockets

The act of robbing someone of all the contents in their pockets such as phone, wallet, any jewlwery, etc.

"Aye homie run pockets" or "he did what? Nah we gotta run his pockets"

by Budoze101 October 25, 2017

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

Dong Pocket

Another word the female genitalia

Jess said to Katie, “I want to put my dangler in your dong pocket.”

by Knot My Real Name February 16, 2018

sprog pocket

It's a vagina with sprog in it.

I busted a nut in a chicks sprog pocket

by LewisLeroy December 23, 2020

Flesh Pocket

A place within the body in which to store something. Specifically, to smuggle contraband or stash drugs before a police stop.

I was getting pulled over, so I shoved my pipe and rocks into my flesh pocket.

Man dis some good ass kush! How'd you get it in here? (prison)
Yo, my ho cool. She broughts it in during visitation.

by Guitar God Jay April 27, 2016

Pocket Anxiety

The feeling one gets when not having their hands in a hoodie or sweater pockets, and really wants to have them in there. This happens once the clothing has been removed and there are no pockets to put hands into.

"What's wrong with your hands?"

"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"

"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."

by Desmond Shoals December 19, 2008