Megan

Megan is a pretty popular name for a girl. But not all Megans are the same. If you’re lucky, Megan is a pretty, funny, and chill girl. She is relatable and is known for having a vry thicc doggo. So thicc in fact, that it is difficult at times to fit the whole pupper into one photo. Megan is also tall, but not weird tall. She is pretty popular among kids at school. In other words, everyone knows Megan.

Guy 1: yo who’s that new girl over there?
Guy 2: you fucking retard she’s not new!
Guy 1: damn sorry!
Guy 2: that’s megan!
Guy 1: wait... THEE megan?
Guy 2: yes, thy megan
Guy 1: oh yeah i’ve heard about her
Guy 2: yeah, i think she’s pretty cute
Guy 1: that’s deadass what everyone says
Guy 1: but u ain’t wrong tho...

by BillieEilishIsHot July 29, 2019

Megan

A sexy short but thick girl who has huge tits and will make u cum in less than 10 minutes she wears glasses and she can be mistaken as a bitch but is one of the best people u will ever meet she also is the sex god of the underground

Omg look at that short sexy girl who wears glasses her name must be Megan

by C0nn05 October 31, 2018

MEGAN

Dirty , street walking , sucking dick for 5 dollars trick.... Is a carrier of blue waffle pussy. Home wrecker with no self respect and will absolutely give your husband crabs !!!!

Jason , I heard you got crabs from MEGAN.

MEGAN will suck your dick for $2.50 she needs to pay the homeless shelter so they don't put her out 😂

by Divorce Bitch June 18, 2022

Meganing

Whining. Usually too often and/or constantly.

Wow, is she really Meganing about that again?

by Brooklynite11 April 10, 2016

Megan

Silly doll. Put her in the lake. Little ear gobbler.

Cady: Megan, why did that boy hurt me?

M3gan: I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose, fire away fire away xxx

by bellywellynotsmelly January 23, 2023

Megan

Megan is the type of girl to get a jar of pickles at a gas station and say she watches Bluey even though she is a grown ass adult. Also she got me sweet tea instead of diet soda one time and I'll never forgive her.

Megan and hotdog were hanging out last weekend! ONG

by charlottenunez March 2, 2023

Megan

Megans are stuck up whores who enjoy nothing more than fucking or trying to fuck other girls boyfriends, despite more often than not having a boyfriend of their own.

Megans are usually recognised by their ridiculously superior attitude and abnormally large chins.

They take much pleasure in being the skanks of the earth and believe they are gods gift to not only men but the world.

Megans are ugly bitches and if u ever come across one you should smack that bitch up before the tramp tries to screw you over by screwing you boyfriend.

Girl 1: Hey did you hear about Megan?

Girl 2: Yeah she tried to fuck Rachels boyfriend .... while she was still with her boyfriend

Boy 1: Yeah she fucked me instead that ho gave me crabs

by I-dont-need-this345 October 18, 2010