homeless soup bowl

Before ejaculating whether from anal, genital or oral sex, allow your partner to cup their hands together forming a bowl. possition youself properly so that you may ejaculate into your partners hands. Now watch them drink up your semen

she wanted me to ejaculate in her hand so i gave her a homeless soup bowl

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Dirty Homeless Man

The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehole

I gave tht hoe a Dirty homeless man

by HAPPYCHRIS1233 June 17, 2009

homeless hair gel

When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.

I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.

by RyMcI12 September 1, 2019

homeless man on a subway

The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on

Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway

by Bossman227 June 7, 2018

Homeless Man's Closet

When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.

Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?

Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?

by Miles Faggerton September 5, 2015

homeless arm syndrome

That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else, thus it is homeless.

Man, I hate it when I suffer from homeless arm syndrome, it just makes the whole cuddling thing more awkward.

by Elenita December 31, 2007

The Homeless Guy

A blog created in 2002 by chronically homeless man, Kevin Barbieux. Barbieux gives his personal insight into possible causes and cures of homelessness as well tells stories about his personal experiences with homelessness.

For an inside look at homelessness, read The Homeless Guy blog.

by rezmessing June 21, 2011