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shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.
“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”
by macsam98 June 2, 2021
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Hillary shock

The thought of Hillary being President that scare you so much it puts you in shock.
The presidential debate with Hillary and Trump put me in Hillary shock.
by Secret mic secret November 8, 2017
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Orchestra shock

The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.
by ~AContributor~ December 4, 2011
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hot-shock

When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.
A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.
by Amanda1230 August 14, 2009
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toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole
Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!
by toeshockman January 16, 2011
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Shock of life

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life
Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life
by Moose51 July 7, 2021
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shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
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