Tommy

An ugly fucking guy who looks like a troll and has a chode. Is a loser and gets no hoes

"Damn look at that loser tommy"

by stinky cow March 11, 2019

Tommy

Wrong

Tommy's wrong fuck that guy Colin's right

by tommy's wrong June 5, 2017

tommie

a big stinker

"woah that guy is a tommie."

by qwertyuiop[e;c .fgji June 22, 2018

Tommy

1. A reference to the Poms back during the war. Just like how the Germans were referred to as "Gerry"

2. A slightly more polite way of calling someone a Pom.

1. We've got Tommy pinned down, sir.

2. You Tommy bastard.

by Plaster July 25, 2007

Tommy

A massive Nonce, he's aight but he's a nonce so watch out kids.

"Oh look at him he's such a Tommy!"

by Crep Check June 24, 2018

Tommy

The act of performing oral sex on ones self.

I pulled a Tommy after I saw down your Mums top.

by Tater Cake October 8, 2019

Tommy

A stupid ape who can't do the simplest of tasks without fucking it up, he also shits his drawls on occasion

"Why is Tommy so dumb?"

"He can't help it"

by Xuki December 9, 2018