Rocket butt

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...

That chili have me rocket butt so bad I had to mop the bathroom ceiling!

by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

Shart rocket

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.

Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”

by DumpTrucksRfcknAwesome July 18, 2019

Sauce rocket

Another word for a beer, sauced meaning drunk, and rocket for shape of a beer bottle.

Just having a couple sauce rockets with the boys.

by james5118 December 6, 2009

rocket pass

the big thingy that forces u to spend money on things that u shouldn’t

i should probably be putting my savings into my business about condoms yet i found myself buying the fucking rocket pass

by balec December 22, 2021

bloody rocket

when your havein sex with a girl on her period and when you come you pull out and fling the condom off...leaving a airborn trail of blood and semen...like a rocket

"you should have seen the magnificent bloody rocket i did this weekend"

by nick abarca September 10, 2007

rocket butt

The gastrointestinal distress brought on by eating at Johnny Rockets.

I need to get home quick; I've got about twenty minutes before my rocket butt launches.

by BJ33196 October 8, 2013

gym rocket

1) When you go to the gym and get a boner.

Dude, I was workin' my pecs when this hot chick walked by. I fired off a gym rocket.

Dave popped a gym rocket while spotting me.

by elduderino1 November 30, 2009