Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

Colombian Facetime

When you factime your friend and you do cocaine together

Called up my friend and we did a colombian facetime after a night out.

by Rodnoodle Copperbottom June 5, 2025

Colombian Bricklayer

An exquisite and underground sex move.

The girl will be in a handstand sucking the guy off. After he finishes, she will then spit the cum onto his hand. He will then rub it onto her pussy. He will then proceed to viciously fist her while she sucks him off again. Repeat until satisfaction.

Nah bro, she got freaky af fr. Let’s just say, I did the Colombian Bricklayer on that bitch.

by TheGuardianAngel98 October 13, 2024