The archetype of Linda is the late-middle aged woman, suffering of incontinence and reeking of cigarette smoke that simply can't seem to get ahead at the fast food, or equivalent, job that she got as a teenager and could never expand from. She takes your order in her raspy voice, and all you can hear is an undertone of disappointment as the result of her lack of success, which can be directly attributed to her life choices and care free attitude towards existence. A woman who you can know with 100% certainty is a burden and disappointment to her family and the laughing stock of her social group. She tries to fit in with the young crowd because her mentality hasn't evolved along with her age due to a lack of life experiences so she is often caught going to the local dive bar and drinking until she feels her mental age, but only ends up making a scene and pissing on the barstool, but she's a regular and it has become expected so everyone just laughs it off in petty.
by C D B September 18, 2021
Get the LINDAmug. - Someone who always has to be the center of attention.
- They are that one Facebook friend that always has to post something about them and no one cares.
- They are that co worker who is always doing the most to show off to the boss.
- That one family member that it’s all about them and what they have and are doing.
- They are that one Facebook friend that always has to post something about them and no one cares.
- They are that co worker who is always doing the most to show off to the boss.
- That one family member that it’s all about them and what they have and are doing.
She is such a look at me Linda always posting about how her BBL look like some rap star’s girlfriend.
by Coinedphrase October 14, 2025
Get the Look at me Lindamug. by Stupid Fast Truck December 26, 2019
Get the Linda Ronstadtedmug. A group of toxic women who defy all logic by removing men from the environment at all costs. Think lesbian feminists on acid.
“After a year of record profits and prosperity for the company, the Lindas decided to go in a new direction and replace their CEO Arthur with a
bestie from college. Go Alpha-Kappa-Gamma!”
bestie from college. Go Alpha-Kappa-Gamma!”
by DieselTech September 9, 2023
Get the Lindasmug. by DescartesCanSuckMyDick May 4, 2022
Get the Linda Zagzebskimug. 
