suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller February 29, 2012

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No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 09, 2010

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Rip my dick off

A term describing when you are so mad you are going to rage quit. (Usually used in gaming).

(Someone just RDM'd you)

"Fuc*! I'm going to rip my dick off!!

by Nitro Blaster May 19, 2014

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My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

by CjTeddyB November 03, 2010

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suck my dick pdsb

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

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