Dumpster Dive

In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.

Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.

by Mademoiselle_Quinn April 4, 2020

dumpster titties

When a girls breasts look like squidwards nose.. Or like they got trapped in a dumpster lid.

You know dequan's girl? She's got a bad case of the dumpster titties.

by zanierd's cookie hole April 11, 2016

fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.

guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'

by hobo_fisherman August 20, 2009

Oregon dumpster

A dump that ends up requiring a metric ton of toilet paper to wipe before you're clean.

"I took a real Oregon dumpster the other day. It used up a whole roll of TP!"

by pseudosara March 20, 2019

Dumpster Dunks

A pair of semi-worn, name brand basketball shoes that you found in the garbage. Condition may vary.

"Dude, I found these almost new Jordans in the trash!"

"That's nasty, you gonna wear em'?"

"Hell yeah, these are gonna be my Dumpster Dunks".

by Toomz May 18, 2010

dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.

I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!

by Bassam March 8, 2018

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017