I don't know what was wrong with me last night; I finally got James naked and I gagged on his dick, and it was only four inches long! I can usually deep throat to 8 inches but sometimes I still choke on an almond.
by Lexxtacular November 2, 2011
Get the Choke On An Almondmug. Jacking off- Self pleasure until ejaculation or orgasim. The boy was so horny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
by Ben Jolson May 19, 2008
Get the choke-the-monkeymug. The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).
"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."
by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017
Get the choking on LANmug. by Richard Blake Sprayberry February 22, 2017
Get the Art-a-chokemug. When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
by Neeomboo March 27, 2019
Get the Choking the burritomug. 
She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.
My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.
Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.
My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.
Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
Get the Choke Bonemug.