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Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.
If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.
by Beanaeb November 21, 2011
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Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

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"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
by ChefDinger September 11, 2011
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Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything
Yeah well Cratch My Handy!
by True_Flame October 13, 2020
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My Worldds

You.
Hayley: “Hey Dani what’s My Worldds?”
Dani: “You guys.”
Hayley: “Wdym?”
Dani: “The people in “The Flaming Four.”
Hayley: “Ok, ty”
Dani: “np <3”
by steph246 September 4, 2021
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Not In My Son Syndrome

The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.
Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.
by acandletimer September 8, 2022
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run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.
Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...
by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019
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