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Bj and enchiladas day

Nov. 5th marks an important day every year...where a man can enjoy his enchiladas while being on the receiving end of a blow job that is expected to be at the same level of sloppiness as said enchilada. This holiday is not to be taken lightly a forgotten BJ and enchilada day could result in a reaction equivalent to that of a man forgetting your birthday, anniversary, or even Valentines day! Get your enchilada sauce and hair ties ready ladies!!!
I can't believe she forgot today was BJ and enchiladas day...i mean does she really even care about me at all??? How could she do this again???
by Lsteele November 4, 2020
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hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??
by PaperMT November 27, 2022
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National Booty-Pic Day

officially, National Booty-Pic Day is celebrated on October 5th. On this day shall you send a booty-pic to your bf/gf or your crush!
Tommorrow is National Booty-Pic Day, you know what that means... send a booty-pic to papa!
by Skinny Peen October 5, 2019
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 1, 2022
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National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.
Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯
by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019
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day grease

the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.
"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."
by Splateen74 October 15, 2019
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National Ketchup Day

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019
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