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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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because ur a bitch ass nigga

this is the typical sentence or “roast”, a peanut head, big toothed, lisp bigger than a fucking football field, kid would say when he feels left out of the situation.
by joseph christopher mother November 2, 2019
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ass

What an ass...
by sneakylauren09 February 25, 2019
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Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
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ass sore

When you take a shit and it feels like your asscheeks are being ripped apart from wiping.
John: man.. that was a huge ass sore, i kept clenching my buttcheeks..
by littlelillies March 18, 2014
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Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
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ass licking day

June 16th is ass licking day
Stroll up to your buddies and give them a good cleaning
Bryan: "It's ass licking day!" Slurp
Random girl: screams secual harassment
by NoxLucifer June 16, 2023
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