Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF

Dan has such a resting dick face.

by anonymous September 19, 2022

Big Dick Randy

On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown

Mom: Where is yo ass and where is yo candy
Son: Mo ma i-i-i-it was Big Dick Randy

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023

Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

Dick

Something my ex has a small one

My exs dick is small

by Parkerpussy January 26, 2025

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco January 31, 2021

abdo dick

abdo dick is a lethal weapon that hides in some person called abdo touching it results in being pregnant also has the ability to impregnate anyone from 100 miles radius

me: sybau abdo
Abdo: *impregnates* with abdo dick

by Lavanii August 26, 2025