Fucking Snowday

When you get a snow day and proceed to fuck during that day.

Me and my girlfriend had a great fucking snowday

by The fucking snowday somebody January 22, 2019

Metric fuck load

Exactly 27351 kilos more that an metric fuck ton usually delivered by HD trucks or rail cart.

Boss: “Boy use this (f(x) = x - 27351) to calculate the amount of waste we produce to lower the amount of metric fuck loads we need to order”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

Frat fuck

Blake Riddle

Blake riddle talks like a frat fuck

by Ynfnigha March 11, 2022

fuck girl

This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.

oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)

by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016