fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.

July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?

by Bungoid July 20, 2022

National Tapatio Day

National Tapatio Day is where you eat EVERYTHING with Tapatio, and eat a SPOONFUL of TAPATIO

Someone: Hey you it’s National Tapatio Day!

Y/n: WHAT!
Someone: Yk the drill…
Y/n: ugh

by ¿DiorMia? September 13, 2021

National jorts day

A day to show your love for jorts

Yo tmr let’s wear jorts for national jorts day

by Skaterdude69420 July 26, 2022

Anti-Horny day

A day that occurs one week after horny day. People irl have the right to insult horny people, and discord moderators have the right to mute horny people, even if it's not in the rules.

Guy A: Ugh you didn't give me your nudes!!!!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!

by Ashcool April 16, 2021

National Blowjob Day

On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.

Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏

by Sadeyes August 1, 2024

National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

Slap your friends day

Slap ANY friend
May 5th

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!

by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022