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National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something
National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs
by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021
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Fuck Me

Fuck Me is when a person wants to fuck the other person.

Why The fuck are you reading this. Go get a life for god sake loner
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Fuck Ened

A phrase used to describe the terrible engineering program for freshman at UC.
by EnedBad April 23, 2019
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Get the fuck away from me

Leave, go, end, get out, leave me along, fuck off,

Fuck off

Get as far away from me as humanly possible

"Go away ×1000000"
When someone tells you get the fuck away from me you leave them alone.
by Kae gr July 22, 2023
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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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Fuck you smoke

After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.
You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.
by Grillspeed January 17, 2021
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Fuck

19th work Fuck was actually used back during the time of king Hendry the first. His country was becoming to populated so issued a decree the no persons should be allowed to fornicate with out his permission. So with this decree he had his court issued parchments to those he allowed to reproduce. And so it became "Fornication under concent of the king " F.U.C.k
By the kings decree you are allowed to fornicate. You are free to Fuck
by Trav2469 April 22, 2018
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