Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com

Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

Neck

A term used to describe when one does or says something absurdly stupid, and is punished by a slap on the neck.

Noun form:

Boy 1: "Trump is such a good president"
Boy 2: "Thats such a neck"

Verb form:

Boy 1: I'm gonna neck you

by tryharder2017 April 5, 2017

G-Neck

A Redneck wanna be Nigga.

If that lil G-Neck said some shit like dat in my hood, he'd have his white ass shot! He betta keep his Jelly role jacked up S-10 ass in that trailer park.

by ⁴²¹ June 15, 2022

Landon Merrill Neck

When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.

Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.

by Mdubs87 November 3, 2011

National Wash That Neck Day

A day where you wash your neck.

Its National Wash That Neck Day! I need to wash my neck!

by Software Notion June 5, 2023