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Tit Squirt

A name to call someone as an insult, or just for fun. Instead of words such as, "bitch", "dick" "tard"...etc
"Your mom's fat"
"Shutup tit squirt"

"Yo tit squirt, save me a seat in class"
by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008
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tit hider

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.
Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.
by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007
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tit fit

When an overwhelmed, overweight man or woman with large breasts becomes so agrivated that they begin to swing and flail their huge fat ugly man tits in a destructive mannor.
When little jonny came home, the house was in ruins, lamps and tables over turned and nipple prints spattered across the windows and mirrors. evidence of the tit fit the night before.
by Ninja Turtle Ninja Tiger October 23, 2011
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Prism Tits

A woman or unfortunate man with extraordinarily pointy tits.
Clive: Oh man, that broad over there has some rampid ass prism tits.
The Z-Man: She certainly does Clive...She certainly does.
by AwesomeSuperBalls March 10, 2010
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Avalanche Tits

When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.
She took off her bra and the groud shook, I ran for my snow mobile from the avalanche tits.
by CosmicOstrich October 12, 2014
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Hippie Tits

when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.

Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
"Your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a classic case of hippie tits, since I got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones".
by Capt Kewl October 4, 2012
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Jello Tits

Boobs that move like Jello
see those jello tits
by MRT September 14, 2012
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