Excuse The Fuck

A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.

(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”

“Excuse the fuck”

“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”

by @W01 October 27, 2020

résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

by Mike Daly April 11, 2008

fucking moron

A pejorative term for someone who knows absolutely nothing about fucking.

It came to light that he had never had sex before but somehow it just seemed cruel to label him a fucking moron.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2020

Fuck munchies

The feeling of emptiness in one's stomach after one has performed sexually (degree of munchies depends on the level of activity)

Wow Katie, that was awesome...hey, can we get a pizza? I got the fuck munchies

by Birdcage June 10, 2008

properly fucked

What Rick does to Tara when they are together.

Everytime Rick visits Tara he makes sure she is properly fucked.

by ricvol March 7, 2015

Rat Fucked

To search through said container and only take what one wants taking the good stuff and leaving the leftovers for others.

jeez! This liquor cabinet has been rat fucked to hell. Now there is nothing good left to drink.

by cakdaddy 8==D March 3, 2009

fuck-head

Fuck-head is a person who acts like they have very little sense. Someone who acts childish.

She's so drunk, she flashed the entire crowd. What a fuck-head!

by Jesa_gurl January 8, 2006