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Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.
My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.
by fmab March 11, 2010
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Furry punch hole

A term for vagina
I took her out to dinner just to get at her furry punch hole
by John Rosemont May 23, 2020
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punch them in the clam

The man is a pussy and needs punched in his mangina.
Interception- damn it punch them in the clam
by Clam puncher December 2, 2013
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Shotgun Gut Punch

Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
by Anonymouse gut puncher February 25, 2021
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Boob punch month

You must boob punch all your female friends and males with man titties
Alex:don’t
Emma:it has to be done
Alex:why
Emma: it’s boob punch month
by Dumdassidiot36 November 10, 2019
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monster punch to the moon

Hitting someone so hard that you will send him to the moon
Artosis: I really thought today I'm like well Stats is just gonna, just gonna monster punch him and just send him to the moon

Tasteless: As Artosis once said monster punch to the moon
by koreatime January 11, 2020
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Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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