Jack robertson

Jack Robertson he is pure solid and the coolest person in millburn

Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?

Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.

by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019

Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

Jack Hillier

Jack Hillier is a sexy, former fat cunt, professional pool player and a sex God.

Jack Hillier fucked my cat

by Jack Hillier May 20, 2019

Jack Hancock

The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet

dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!

by ChickPro21 December 10, 2022

Jacking a box

When you cut a hole in a box, preferably cardboard, and nut inside it.

"I walked in on my friend Jacking a box."

by PoperlichkingGerila December 12, 2018

thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016