Tom Brady and the Bratriots

Tom Brady is so good, they renamed the team from the "New England Patriots" to the " New England Bratriots"

TOM BRADY AND THE BRATRIOTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

by Sir Thomas Edison II September 20, 2010

Goo Goblin Lani McGoggles (poopy tom tom)

Excrement from the Lanipoofians who have killed themselves after getting into lion's enclosure and getting poofy manes.

Well, I'll be goo goblin lani mcgoggles (poopy tom tom), this is Lanipoof and I now have poofy hair as poofy excrement.

by Wongisdsadas November 20, 2019

Tom Felton sexual

Karol: I’m Tom Felton sexual

Bobby: omg same

I’m Tom Felton sexual

by That-bitch-1 January 3, 2021

mr. tom compton

As foster would say a bomb ass main who pumps um and dumps um the new beer pong champ after beating joe and jeffery an sucks ass at monkey ball yet not as much as lee. Owner and maker of the half awake looking peace sign "What Up" Not from compton what so ever.

Attention in the diningroom tom is gay!

Mr. Tom compton the only man who has ever been known to have shockerd himself

To do the offical Mr. tom compton greeting first close eyes half way, stick up your index and middle finger then slowly say whhaatt uupp.

by lucas mcpenis September 18, 2008

Pull a Tom Brady

The act of deflating one or more professional game balls to get into the super bowl.

Did he just pull a Tom Brady?

by CalebisGay October 11, 2015

In Tom We Trust

In Tom We Trust which was modified some hundreds of years past to "In God We Trust". Origins, of course, from Sir Thomas Brady.

See also: The Grace of Tom (by the grace of Tom...)

Smithers: "Tomorrow's Sunday, yo."
Jenkins: "In Tom We Trust."
Jackson: "Amen, we'll win if our Lord and Savior, Tom has anything to do with it."

by BungaFiyah October 23, 2012

Tom Martin-ed

Tom Martin is when you get your mom to make ice cubes of breast milk to give to your brother for his birthday.

"Did you get Jimmy anything for his birthday yet?"
"Yeah he got Tom Martin-ed"

by Dmoeded February 24, 2012