by DJ Waldito December 9, 2008
Get the snoopy tit mug.The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.
"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"
by shamussss January 2, 2010
Get the Whoppa Tits mug.Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.
by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007
Get the tit hider mug.When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.
by CosmicOstrich October 12, 2014
Get the Avalanche Tits mug.when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.
Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
"Your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a classic case of hippie tits, since I got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones".
by Capt Kewl October 4, 2012
Get the Hippie Tits mug.by Thezzar Mazzar January 20, 2010
Get the Chin Tits mug.When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.
Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!
Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011
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