Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

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Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

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russian ompaloompa

The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.

I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.

by georgecuntwbushtackle September 14, 2019

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Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.

I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.

by Otown1988 October 27, 2020

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Russian skinny jeans

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

by theejaybles December 10, 2016

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