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toothpick guy

Guy 1: Hey why is that toothpick guy sucking dick
Guy2: Because he is gay
by Mwille February 13, 2017
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cool-guy

A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!
Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser
by trptking October 28, 2008
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Guy Scraper

A nonchalant way of saying the word erection
"I can't get up right now because I've got a guy scraper"
by Plump Friction February 15, 2015
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stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.
Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.
by SuaveCat August 5, 2014
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Wally Guy

A dick head geezer, someone that bails on there friends constantly for self gain
by Mrs Bullivant January 21, 2011
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Guys’ Night

A gathering of the elite members of society in one place at one time. Some say that this gathering is able to influence space and time.
Yo, is Guys’ Night tonight?
No man, it’s on Friday.
by GuysNightOfficial August 31, 2019
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Safety Guy

by unklesatan August 16, 2021
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