Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

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One secaroni

Cooler, funner way to say one second

Ill be back in one secaroni

by N.Zoobear July 4, 2016

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One Spurlock

A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.

I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.

by Bill Spurlock March 20, 2019

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One Pieced

The act of streching a recently used condom to slap someone's face.

I one pieced my girl last night.

by BiggestBammest April 17, 2018

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meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

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