Black Friday

Also known as White Privilege Day

Black Friday May be about sales, but my white privilege is free!

by Silver Hammer November 29, 2019

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Black Hazel

My husband... a (used to be cool) black guy, who now nags andhas NEVER cleaned house... EVER. UNLESS he was really wanting YOU to clean the house or was in some way, feeling extremely inadequate and/or trying to recoup 'good wife' points. Whatev...

Oh look...... there's black Hazel, with his swiffer dusting the blinds and the TV in his black mid-calf socks, boxers. and knee length navy cotton blue robe. Wow... that's SO not hot.

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Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.

by whosdatgurl January 1, 2012

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Black Nut

When a case of blue balls has become severe enough to warrant a medical emergency.

After being interrupted during his 4th attempted sex session of the day, Martin had to be hospitalized for his black nut.

by Sparkelime August 1, 2016

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Black Ines

She operates mostly in Caucasus but can be spotted in the nearby cities, too. She is characterised by flirting with random unsuspecting men. Little is known about her life. There are only legends about its enormous complexity.

Where have you been, man? It's been 2 hours.
I met black Ines. She just told me what she cooked for lunch.

by Pervert40 August 27, 2019

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Black Friday

Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...

Black Friday is just around the corner!

by :D iamyt November 23, 2020

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