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nuts in face

when the nuts of a man dunking, are placed in the face of another man whom is getting dunked on. may result in blindness or a group of people yelling "ohhhhh"
John totally got nuts in face when Malik dunked on him
by sheepy014 March 22, 2009
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beetle nut

a micronesian drug thats makes you hallucinate and disables your nervous system if overdosed
I took beetle nut the other day and I felt so comfortable that day for 6 hours I couldnt move but i liked it
by furrinesses July 7, 2022
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Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit
"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."
by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022
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whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.
Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!
by scodder November 15, 2012
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Thigh Nut

When a Man is having sex with a girl and slips out of his Alpha and retreats. The “BETA” makes him retreat and nut in the thigh. The alpha in him don’t got time for no kids.
“I’m never bout to bust in dat bitch, I gave the bitch a thigh Nut.”
by King Leo JLY.23 May 10, 2020
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nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house
"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."
by LordOfWinter99 August 21, 2020
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Nut Grubbler

by cockheadbilly June 17, 2016
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