dad

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

dad

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

by fewfew January 5, 2022

Dad Grab

When you are cruising in a car and you are enjoying a snack in the back seat and your dad reaches around for a handful of your snack, expecting you to share.

On a family road trip I open a bag of chips, then from the front seat comes the dad grab! I was nice and shared!!!!

by anonymous May 22, 2021

Dad

Cody

Cody is a dad

by Magic Mechanic September 8, 2020

Dad kisser

Pathetic QLD Cunt that's kisses their dad on the lips

Went to origin the other night, you should have seen the Blues destroy the Dad Kisser's.

by Yeahnahcunt September 20, 2022

ur dad gae

the implication of your father figure (you don't have one) being homosexual. brother to 'ur mom gae'.

liam: "hey, hey, hey dumbass, guess what?"
jordan: "what now???"
liam: "ur dad gae"
jordan: "Liam, I genuinely am concerned for you and your sanity. Please for the love of God, get help."
liam: "HEHEHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHAEHAEHAEA UR DAD GAE YOU GULLIBLE PRICK AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ScarceOriginality March 3, 2022